[Doc Faustus]

Take one buffalo and one chicken. Add some Peter Gabriel and box wine. Make sure you do not use enough box wine to cause impotence or permanent chromosomal damage. Wait through gestation period. I suggest watching every episode of Doctor Who and playing through Final Fantasy 4-7, but hey, it's your life. Examine the litter to see which calves have the firmest juiciest wngs. Remove wings. Cook in sauce of your choosing.