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Old 04-12-2010, 10:05 PM
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Round 1 Match 7



Grandpa: If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.






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Drayton: You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.






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Elvis: There'd been two presidential elections since I'd had a boner like that!

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