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10. Hot tar
9. Airplane glue
8.Lard
7.The urine of someone who drinks a box of wine every day
6.Naked old people
5.My own blood
4.My own feces
3.John Goodman's feces
2.Elephant semen
1.The congealed flesh of all of my friends and family formed into a sentient blob of goo that drowns me
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Horror and Bizarro novelist and editor
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