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Originally Posted by Despare
And it's made of wood?
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Does the stake have to be wooden? I'd assume that it was simply about destroying the heart.
The main problem here is intelligence. Whilst Michael, Jason, Leatherface, The Mummy and [depending on which version] Frankenstein's Monster are all quite intuitive in a fight I don't think they would do so well in this situation.
The Mummy would probably be the first to go.
Franky would last a while but would eventually be torn to shreds.
Jason may well use his machete to pick off a few but I can see him being taken by surprise.
Michael needs to learn to run or doesn't stand a chance.
Leatherface would be picked off very easily. Against ordinary humans he's fine but I'd say even one of these guys would kill him easily.
The Alien and American Werewolf are the true beasts in this fight.
Wolfy, I think would go for a full on attack which might get him somewhere but he'd probably be picked off from behind.
The Alien would analyze it's environment and bare in mind these things can sense who to kill and who not to. The queen knew that Bishop wouldn't be suitable for impregnation and in Alien3 it knew Ripley was already up the duff with one. I think it could sense who to attack and in what way. Also, if I understand this right he wouldn't be trying to impregnate any of them since it's just him and no eggs around.
Dracula, Pinhead and Freddy are all intelligent supernatural beings. All of them are undead.
Dracula is a savage with plenty of skills and I think they would get him far but to be honest I don't even see him sticking around for this fight. He might harvest the remains but a brawl of this sort doesn't seem his thing. I think he'd just fly off somewhere.
Freddy understand's someone's fears but to be in this battle he would have to be in the real world where he's just a burn victim with some claws. I don't think so...
Pinhead with his massive powers would just own. Him and the Count probably have a thang going on. Either they'd be good friends considering Dracula's deal with the devil or Dracula would solve the puzzle.
Conclusion: It's between Dracula, Pinhead and the Alien. Looking over things I think these two could get the alien. Whilst it stays in the shadows a lot, as soon as it goes to attack it's pretty vulnerable especially to the powers of hell. He couldn't impregnate any of them.