I used to make these pizza things. They were a slice of bread and then on top of that, a weird mix of mayonnaise and grated parmesan cheese and then you throw some chopped pepperoni on top of that and cook it a while in a toaster oven. Sounds weird but it works!
When the cockroaches approach the pizza with interest, say, "What's that behind you?" and when they turn around to look, you WHAP! hit 'em with the old shoe.
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