[Doc Faustus]

It's official. Satan runs Hollywood. At first it just seemed like he had little pockets of influence or could only take control of the minds and souls of the vampiric occupants for a little while, but now, it's painfully obvious. The Prince of Darkness stands triumphant in Tinseltown. Who exactly are they going to replace Bruce Lee with? Masi Oka from Heroes? If so, I'll see it. But that won't be the case and it won't be funny. It will be sucky. Get cancer Sony Pictures. Get heart and anus cancer.