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Originally posted by Egekrusher
I need to bitch for a couple of reasons:
1. Our basement flooded last weekend, and my room was downstairs. The basement floor was covered in about 3 inches of water. I saved most of my stuff, and thankfully, didn't lose any of my electronics. It still sucks hardcore because we had to tear up the carpet and replace all the drywall in the basement (finished basement) for about 12 inches up. We're getting new carpet put in, but insurance didn't pay for jack. We got raped.
2. I've been extremely depressed lately. I don't really know why, I just am. It happens.
3. I lost a gerbil in my ass, and when my buddy lit a lighter to try and find it, it ignited a gas pocket in my ass and blew the gerbil out. My ass got burned, the gerbil died, and my friend got his face covered in burnt shit.
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Sorry to hear about the ger...errr basment flooding.
Stay away from "BEANO" when experimenting with little furry creatures in the anus.
I would be a little depressed as well with little woodland burnt creatures in my bung hole.
But as Monty Python says......."Always look on the Bright Side of Life".