Ahh, I read this stupid fucking book for times like this. First off I will point out to the new comers that the only reason I read it was because I always made fun of Twilight fans, and they told me I shouldn't talk shit until I read the book because it's better than the movie.
The book was so, so bad. It's not well written at all. Riddled with grammatical errors, and redundancy. I didn't know there were so many words for "pretty" and "sparkly", they are used in every sentence that involves Edward.
Don't even get me started on feminism, and how having so many girls fawn over a jerk like Edward is a huuuge step backwards for women.
Also, The Oatmeal is hilarious. I love this one on web-design.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell Take it from me, this is absolutely true. I actually had a guy bring his wife who knew nothing about web design to a client meeting so we could teach her html. :mad: