[Doc Faustus]

If Norris drank as much as Newb could, he would die, making Newb and Zero winners. Also, Zero's monkey antics would offend Chuck's conservative sensibilities, leaving him psychologically unbalanced. No amount of Bowflexing can compensate for these advantages. Also, let us assume that Newb, like Batman can defeat anyone given proper preparation time. Why? He's HDC president. And Chuck wouldn't think to bring a gun.