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Good. This means they can remake the Wicker Man remake. It will now be set on a small Italian island known for its prosciutto. Instead of honey or apples, the metaphor will be that the pigs aren't getting fat enough. Joe Don Baker will play the highpriest of the ham cult, which John Stamos will be investigating to locate a missing girl. Actress Linnea Quigley will be play an impertinent pork loving pagan schoolmarm and it will end with John Stamos rescuing Dakota Fanning from fake sacrifice dressed as a loaf of garlic bread for the Abondanza celebration.
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Horror and Bizarro novelist and editor
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