[cheebacheeba]

You'd better like anchovies...you'd better like 'em real good...

My favourite pizza is a thin crust extra sauce pepperoni, olive, pineapple and anchovy, with a little garlic and some chilli flakes.

One time, my friend told me to order a vegitarian pizza...I was so f'n trashed at the time, but I didn't think I was doing anything wrong, and when it came it had like no cheese on it at all.."there's something wrong with this...it's not cooked right!"
I realised what I'd done as he was calling them up all pissed off, and started laughing, I think he made me grate some cheese over it...

This other time I was in the city and some ?mormons?...those "come to our church, it'll be a really cool time" guys, came up and tried to talk my ear off, and it struck me that I would be nice to 'em, tell them I was coming along, but give the same friends name and number. When they called him I'd actually forgotten it, (I used to be waaaay more stoner like) but of course had a hard time not cracking up...really hard time...he was on with conspiracy theories that he'd been spied on or identity theft etc, I couldn't stop laughing at him.

This was, my story.