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Old 11-04-2009, 11:55 AM
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I am new to the gothic community. And i am very interested in how other peoples' gothic dress sense. Please enlighten us. Through make up, dress, silver accessories,jewelry, etc.. Thanks!
I have a feeling this is a cry for negative attention, but in any case; if you want to perfect the "goth lifestyle" you need to:

1) Hang curtains over all your bedroom windows and replace conventional lighting with candles.
2) Be alienated by the general public for being odd and flighty.
3) Lose any friends you have to insults and emotional outbursts.
4) Read the Satanic Bible and highlight favorite passages for quoting at all religious functions.
5) Wear everything you own in the color black all at one time. (which includes coats, head ware, and undergarments)
6) Believe in vampires...
7) Listen to any music with a repetitive and heavily distorted guitar.
8) Purchase all the jewelry at GoodWill and put it on immediately! (there's no such thing as "too much").
9) Cry at random and where people can see you do it.
10) and finally... if you REALLY want to be a goth; punch yourself repeatedly in the face until the desire goes away!



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