Yo! Listen up! If you need somebody to sell you weird crossgenre small press pulp or tell you that Stanley Kubrick is overrated or once more explain the concept of hermeneutics, you're out of luck from the 19th to the 29th, you're out of luck. I will be in Portland attending Bizarrocon and hopefully getting some pizza with neverending at some point. Be good in my absence. Drac, don't bash the newbs too hard, V don't ban Posh, unless he posts that photo of Newb covering up for when we killed Marilyn Monroe at that ill conceived timetravel party, Chrono, no coming over to my house and having sexy makeout catfights with my girlfriend for my affection (...actually, scratch that one. Just not after ten, she gets tired after work), Posh, same thing no parentheses, Fortunato, don't get totally into Jean Rollin, massacreman, don't neglect the HDC as Superheroes thing, Ferretchucker, don't join a gang of orphan pickpockets just because they get fashionably grubby caps and Zero, if the shit goes down and your kind take charge, remember that we brought you bananas and introduced you to unicycles, so have mercy.
Any Faustus based questions or concerns, such as for example, "who is law?" can be addressed to this photo of Ernest Borgnine.
