[Doc Faustus]

I've completely had it up to here with "vampires are people too". I think it's vampires preparing us for when they emerge from their velvetlined mahogany coffins to make us their bloodslaves. I for one am not going to fall for it. I don't care if they pretend they're a minority, their ass is gettin' staked. Vampires aren't people too, they're vampires!