[novakru]

As she slowly came to out the sweet abyss of sleep she felt pain all over her ankles, as she looked down...millions of tiny welts and bumbs caught her eye.
She screamed as she felt a tiny crawly thing on her arm.
Itches from the mind of satan could only create, assaulted her.
FLEAS!!!

The spawn of demon fleas have arrived in my house again.

I am going mad.
I bombed
I sprayed
I powdered
I used chemicals that should destroy our lungs in about 5 years and will most likely kill the animals next week.
I sprinkled every herbal combination I have ever come across and yet..

They Live

We are infested
My flesh is becoming tenderized for the flea meal of the century.
If I scratch anymore, I will have holes in skin.
I'm going to go bang my head against the wall methodically several hundred times.