[wufongtan.]

For decades now aliens have been seeking hidden treasure/knowledge here on earth. And according to many abduction victims this knowledge/treasure is hidden deep up the arse holes of man kind. Now as reports of these events started to comeforth more and more each day. It became harder for aliens to search for these unknown mysteries. And tales of abductions have fallen. WHat were the aliens going to do? The answer is simple. They became proctologist. Now they could prod and probe till their hearts content. Look at them and their equipment. long fingers. look at their hands when ever you see a proctologist. They also have long probes with cameras on the end. Just think about it. Or then again. homosexuality is on the rise. so maybe half the gays are aliens? Now the mystery deepens