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Originally Posted by Aperion
I take Carrot Top and duct tape him to a chair in a windowless room and force him to watch his own comedy routines until he dies. I'll keep his eyes open a la "A Clockwork Orange" but I wont bother to keep moistening his eyes.
Ok, so you work at a restaurant and Ryan Seacrest, the entire Lohan family, Jon & Kate and Paris Hilton all come in to eat. You, like every sane person on the planet hate them all with a passion for their endless crimes against humanity. You happen to have some kind of poison (pills, rat poision, etc - something that in excess will kill). Do you spike their food?
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no, I would be super nice to all of them. it's not their fault that most of the people on the planet are brain dead. plus I hope they tip well.
your favorite band is reuniting for one last show, you wait in line for 3 days to get tickets and the person in front of you buys 50 tickets. the ticket person tells you the show is sold out. kill?