Human Abuse
I was at Mcdonalds today (not to eat food, 1$ drink days) and I saw this mother yelling at her poor defenseless child today. As you all know I love children so I would NOT stand for this. I jumped over two sea cows and tackled her to the ground, I grabbed her hair and slammed her head repeatedly until she started foaming at the mouth. stupid child kept crying about his mommy and I was like "I just saved you from abuse, you ungrateful twerp!" so pissed off right now, I'm playing baby shaker on my iphone aarrrrg new best time
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stop the world - I want to get off
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