[Posher778]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I thought wet dreams were blamed on the succubus. I had sleep paralysis once, couldn't move and thought a jealous fat ghost sat on my chest and was crushing me. for a couple days I thought I was crazy, then I saw it on TV.

I have nightmares about 3-4 times a week. each nightmare usually spans like 3 or 4 scenarios

last night I dreamed that these killer mutated badgers were killing people all over the city and I knew I was dreaming so I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the living room. my boyfriend was watching the news and I was like "whoa what are you doing up! don't you have to work in like 3 hours? l had the weirdest..." at this point I was rudely interrupted "shh the news is on" the news was talking about recent mutated badger attacks at a grocery store. I was like "no... this was my dream this can't be happening" and he was like "what do you mean your dream, there has always been mutated badgers" I was like "I think I would remember mutated badgers! it was a dream" he then laughed at me. I was just about to get angry when a mutated badger came crashing through the window and ripped into his throat. that is when I woke up for real.

LoL


"SHHH the news is on."