here is what i wrote elsewhere :
the more i think of this dog the more i get mad that i saw it.
1) who the hell was this crap aimed at ? the humor was pathetic - at the level of a 5 year old ... but there was too much inappropriate and terribly unclever goings on for a 5 year old. (animals and robots humping)
who the hell at this day and age still finds that funny ? or farting robots, or retarted hip-hop robots.
or the forced mom and dad humor... look - mom is stoned - hilarious.
the dirty little shot of the camera sneaking up behind the girls ass on the motorcycle ... sure she looked hot .. but cant that come across other than via a failed, frustrated, virginal 15 year old's dirty fantasy ?
the effects were great ... but these days anyone with a budget and a big computer can pull off seamless CGI ... there has to be more to a movie that shit blowing up - non stop motion, forced stupid humor....
the person who made this film is an asshole - pandering to the lowest common denominator.
probably the worst movie i've seen in years.
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