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"Splinter" 2/10
(Thanks to V's Horror 2000 tournery)
Someone kill the camera man!!! :mad:
I'm starting to see a new trend in low budget american horror movies. First in "The Children", then in "Alien Raiders" and now in "Splinter".
It goes like this: If you don't have good enough effects, just throw around the camera or blur the vision as soon as something is happening to trick the audience so they will never see how lousy your effects are. Sure they will appreciate that a whole lot more.
Well, FUCK YOU!!!
IT FUCKING RUINS THE ENTIRE MOVIE, YOU DICKS!!!
I'M GOING TO BED!!!
BYE!!!!
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