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true story: i'm sitting in newark airport food court waiting for my flight. a family is next to me and the little girl drops part of her big pretzel and starts to pick it up off the floor and eat it. her mom screams - DON'T and the little girl says, but mooom what about the five second rule - the mom screams IN NEWARK IT IS THE ZERO SECOND RULE!! i spit coke through my nose i laughed so hard
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Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV
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