[Doc Faustus]

We had the first brick and mortar Deep Discount store a town over in Naperville Illinois. It closed last weekend. Were it not for the lameass retreat from the Deep Discounting they used to do, I would have cried myself to sleep when I found out. But I didn't, cause they turned on me. But, thanks Deep Discount store for a ten dollar Dr. Phibes double feature, for the HG Lewis box set for thirty bucks and for that Coffin Joe coffin nobody can find anywhere and for countless other deals back when you were cool.