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Originally Posted by scouse mac
My grandad use to have a massive back garden and he grew dozens of different veg, fruit and herbs. They held a wedding reception at their house one day and because there was only one toilet, the women used that and the fellas were directed to a secluded part of the garden. Just happened to be the rhubarb patch that got absolutely drenched in litres of piss all day long. After that, my grandad always said that it was by miles the best crop of rhubarb he ever produced.
So theres a free tip, urinate on your rhubarb.
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That's what the neighborhood cats are for :D
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