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Originally Posted by The_Return
I love the idea of growing stuff, but I just don't have the patience for it. It's really something I should work on.
We've got a rhubarb patch in our backyard, which is awesome - pretty much takes care of itself, and it's a decent size patch so we have fresh crops from early spring through late fall. Delicious and versitile - a lot of times I'll walk by and just grab a stem to chew on right out of the ground. Big fan of stewed rhubarb too, and you can't beat the pies/crisps/crumbles that you can make.
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My grandad use to have a massive back garden and he grew dozens of different veg, fruit and herbs. They held a wedding reception at their house one day and because there was only one toilet, the women used that and the fellas were directed to a secluded part of the garden. Just happened to be the rhubarb patch that got absolutely drenched in litres of piss all day long. After that, my grandad always said that it was by miles the best crop of rhubarb he ever produced.
So theres a free tip, urinate on your rhubarb.