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I'm revisiting my idea for a fatty tax, that is a tax imposed on people who are overweight.

pros

Fat people will want to lose weight
They will spend more time in the gym and less time walking slowly in front of you
More money for education, health, blah blah blah
The world will be nicer to look at
People will eat less, which will help the environment
When they die, it will take less energy to dispose of their body
Less custom coffins which cost families a fortune
Less people calling cabs to bring them McDonalds
Less pollution in general, and when they are buried their body will pollute the earth less.
People won't perspire so easily after walking short distances

cons

fat people whining about unfair tax


cry about it, tax isn't fair. rich people are taxed more than poor people so why can't fat people be taxed more than regular people?

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