[Doppelganger]

...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
...Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
...Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
...Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
...Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
...Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
...Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
...He who run behind bus get exhausted.
...Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
...Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
...Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
...He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs