I know I'm never around any more, and for that I am sorry. I have been busy as hell either working or looking for work, and writing my lily white ass off. Part of the reason I stopped by was because I'm old again today, and I have to stop by at least once a year. also, I said MONTHS ago that if I ever got anything published on cracked.com, I would come here and brag.
So here I am. :D
http://www.cracked.com/article_17276...-do-magic.html
This is the first of 3 articles I have had accepted by them, the second I finished, and the first published. To the tune of 50 bucks :)
I am currently drinking beer and eating pizza bought for me by my lovely wife. I just wanted to say Hi, pimp (because its what I've always done) and let you all know I think of this place often, I just never have time to stop by.
Let the flaming begin.