[scouse mac]

Not sure how you are going to pull most of your ideas off.


A fair few years ago a couple of friends of mine did something similar (much smaller scale though) to their girlfriends and one of the tricks they did was leaving a trail of muddy footprints from the back door to the middle of the room. They just ended the trail there and it worked a treat.

You might be able to plant a baby monitor in the basement so when hes down there you can talk into the other end, the odd heavy breath and half heard word would freak him out.