[Doc Faustus]

Our ratings must be through the roof if Posh got his own spinoff.
(cue theme music. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Cat Stevens!)

INT: Dorm room. Posh is sitting anguished over a desk. He puts away a copy of Das Kapital in favor of a Playgirl.

Theme music:
So, college was drivin' Posh insane, so he called up his good friends Dude and Rayne...

[Classic tv phone splitscreen. Rayne is baking cookies as she talks to an anguished Posh. A lightbulb comes on over her head. An excited Posh gives a thumbs-up]
Now Posh got lucky...
[Posh hitchhiking on the highway, picked up by a sexy, oiled up trucker]
And he's goin' to Kentucky...
[Posh standing next to " A Welcome to Kentucky sign]
Could turn out like Norman Rockwell or Hieronymous Bosch...
[Rayne fleeing from her flaming kitchen. Posh stands in the hallway shrugging]
Cause it's Posh!
[Heartwarming group hug with Rayne, Dude and Posh]
Like a Thanksgiving turkey finds its butternut squash...
They found Posh!

Thanks, Cat Stevens. Good luck with everything, guys. Cause if this doesn't work out, they'll probably have to use that other idea where V, Newb and I run a haunted circus.