I had 7 piercings, but I took them all out when I started selling real estate. I could probably re-do them now that I'm out of that line of work, but I just haven't gotten around to it. No tats, but here are a few I've been considering for years and years and years....
(Different colors though. Maybe just the state outline in black. This one would go on the back of my neck or on my inner bicep.)
(No text and maybe different colors though. This would go on my back shoulderblade.)

(Elbows. For those that don't recognize them, these are the Jedi & Imperial logos from Star Wars.)
(Inner left forearm, but instead of clubs, it'd be green and suit would be 4 leaf clover. I'm predominantly Irish & I play a lot of poker so this one actually makes a lot of sense to me. It'll probably be the first one I get, if I ever get around to having any done.)