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There are better things in life than alcohol, but at least alcohol makes up for not having them.

Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.


I subscribe to the Psychotherapy Journal. I've got a lot of issues.


I got to work today and was horrified to find a dead, semi-naked man lay across a table. Shaken by this discovery, I called the emergency services for assistance.
The operator calmly reminded me that I work in a funeral home, and politely asked I stop calling them every morning.


Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage