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Old 03-21-2009, 04:44 AM
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Here's something to think about:

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him…
Do you think I'll live to be 80?

He asked, do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
Oh no, I replied. I'm not doing drugs, either!
Then he asked, do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
I said, no, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?
No, I don't, I said.
He asked, do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?
No, I said.
He looked at me and said, then, why do you even give a shit?
:D
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