Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for the President of the United States. He wants to make the greatest documentary about himself in the world. Little does he know that the entire production is an elaborate prank at his expense.

Since the documentary, The Impaler has been arrested for various accounts.

1. Stalking a teenage girl.

2. Threatening to kill a judge and his wife.

3. Threatening to kill the President of the United States.

In addition to that, he started his own country called "The Vampyre Nation" and is demanding the United States make it sovereign or he is going to level Minnesota. Look it up, I'm not making this up.

Anyway, here is the trailer for the documentary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f9UgmXoXPQ