If somehow a man with a 20 inch softy wasn't man enough to bless the floor with his urine, I would suggest a 'Texas catheter'. Basicaly a condom with a hose coming off the end of it, the urine could flow into a bag or where ever the wearer sees fit.
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"The physical body is acknowledged as dust, the personal drama as delusion. It is as if the world we perceive through our senses, that whole gorgeous and terrible pageant, were the breath-thin surface of a bubble, and everything else, inside and outside, is pure radiance. Both suffering and joy come then like a brief reflection, and death like a pin" Stephen Mitchell
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