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Lesson One : At the Movies


you are an asshole if :


1) you talk on your cellphone during the movie

2) you sit directly in front of a kid who was there long before you, and the theatre is almost empty

3) you put your feet up on the seat ahead of you. fucking filthy habit

4) you kick the seat in front of you repeatedly (one accident is ok)

5) you let your kids run wild during the show

6) you talk during the movie

7) you crinkle candy wrappers all through the film

8) you spill your drink on the floor

9) you yell stuff at the screen

10) you bring a laser pen - and use it.