Round 1, Match 11
Cable TV

500 channels and still nothing on. Comedies, dramas, talk shows and reality TV consume hours of our lives. Now with on demand and the ability to stop live TV when we need to use the bathroom, cable TV is more of a staple than ever, yet there's still nothing to watch.
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Tattoos

From ancient tribal art to the heart that says Mom, many people have tattoos. They're sadistic addiction compels more and more people every day to go under the needle and spend thousands of dollars to decorate themselves.