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Old 01-24-2009, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Phalanx View Post
Better'n Brad Pitt, sure...but doesn't scream Thor to me...bit of a forehead on him, I could see him cutting off the hair and making a pretty good Hammerhead.

That reminds me of a joke about Thor.
Thor decides to head on down to Earth and ?partake in mortal pleasures? so he hits up a bar, gets tanked on about 50 human beers, watches some sports, wins a few arm wrestles, having a lark.
Sees a young lady watching him over the hours, on her own...as the night goes on he switches his attention to her, of course she's good to go by that point too, so they head to a nearby hotel together.
They go at it for hours, then sleep 'til morning.
He's about to sneak out and sees her in the next room making breakfast.
Thinks it's the least he can do to sit and eat with her.
As he's about to leave he says
"By the way, I'm Thor."
She replies
"You're Thor?"
and goes on
"I can't even pith!"
boo...hiss



I can see this guy as Thor. He does have a bit of a forehead but nothing a wig can't cover.
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