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Old 05-15-2004, 07:12 PM
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How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH
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Throw away the key and then
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