My Entry
House of 1000 corpses by Disease
After breaking free from my office on a Saturday afternoon I sat and waited on the steps at the entrance to the cinema complex. I waited long enough to drink a beer and pass a couple of movie tickets of to a beggar to sell.
I got some popcorn and walked in, it was the weekend and the illiterate youth had taken over the cinema.
By the time the feature came along the place was nearly turned upside down, chairs turned over into the aisles, boyfriends and girlfriends giving mutual handjobs.
I was in an MTV nightmare. The funhouse horror philosophy of the script was purposely overdone and the horror non existent upon the screen. I thought any minute now a dominos pizza would be delivered to one of the victims.
The movie did nothing to impress me, it patronized me with it's cleshays and self indulgence.
I waited as the credits rolled and prepared my self a cigarette for the walk down George street. The filth the animals had left behind in the theater was harder to digest than that movie.
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Originally Posted by Phalanx
Because you want his maggot ridden dick dontcha
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