So I didn't sleep last night, just didn't want to. Then I made dressing this morning and my dad was stuffing the turkey but had never done it before. So many funny things I could have said but stopped myself, then outslips "Dad, just get your hand in there and fist it" "Whaa?" "Ya Dad, fist that bird. I mean she's got huge breasts."
Usually Christmas sucks but this one has been entertaining so far.
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