Yeah, well introducing my running mate....
Mr. G.G. Allin
He would throw elephant semen all over the other canidates, rape them and then proceed to hang them with their own intestines.
When I went to go dig up his corpse, he was still such an asshole that his corpse attacked me and tried to rip my trachea from my throat.
Needless to say, I've got this in the bag. Screw nuclear weapons, I'll just send Allin to a country.