[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by Evis™
Agreed.

And you would think he'd change his tone of voice for at least 3 seconds. But he insists on keeping that boring mono-tone voice.

Now if I was Neo, it would be something like this....

"Why am I here?"

"Because you chose to be."

"Well no shit sherlock, but there has to be a reason, now tell me bitch."

"You know the reason."

"Obviously not. I wouldn't be asking your black ass if I knew. For someone who's all fuckin high and mighty on the food chain, you sure don't act very intelligent."

*Kicks the old bitch in the chest, does various back flips for no apparent reason, then elbow drops the retarded bitch*

"You're my bitch now, remember that."

Yup, I would've made The Matrix so much better.

tack the Ninja Bandit ending onto that and you've got a ***** ending