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Originally posted by Leper Messiah
It's funny because who would of thought he would never get any better. I mean he should have come a long way since Bill and Ted, but he hasn't.
He's such a bad actor it's unbelievable, goes to show that any lucky asshole can make it in hollywood.
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Agreed.
And you would think he'd change his tone of voice for at least 3 seconds. But he insists on keeping that boring mono-tone voice.
Now if I was Neo, it would be something like this....
"Why am I here?"
"Because you chose to be."
"Well no shit sherlock, but there has to be a reason, now tell me bitch."
"You know the reason."
"Obviously not. I wouldn't be asking your black ass if I knew. For someone who's all fuckin high and mighty on the food chain, you sure don't act very intelligent."
*Kicks the old bitch in the chest, does various back flips for no apparent reason, then elbow drops the retarded bitch*
"You're my bitch now, remember that."
Yup, I would've made The Matrix so much better.