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The war on Chirstmas is bullshit. It's a national fuckin' holiday! As soon as it became a national holiday, saying 'Merry Christmas' became like saying 'Happy 4th of July' or 'Happy Thanksgiving'. If someone doesn't want to recognize it as the birthday of Baby Jesus, they don't have to (no one is forcing them to) but they shouldn't complain when someone says 'Merry Christmas' to them or they see a Christmas tree in a public area.
South Park has a great, older episode about this. Everyone in town takes offense to stuff in the school's Christmas pangeant so they keep taking things out until the final result is a bunch of kids in black leotards doing some interpretive dance to bizarre non-lyrical music. Then the whole town complains that the pageant sucked that year.
Fuck 'Happy Holidays' and 'Seasons Greetings', tell people 'Merry Christmas!' this year and watch their jaws drop at your unbelievably large balls.
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