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Originally Posted by Keith Stryton III
Chairs have always horrified me. It's the way they are so still and silent. Sometimes you can almost imagine somebody there. I have four chairs in my bedsit.
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They are placed like that, above.
One morning I got up and I found them like this.
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As you can imagine, this freaked me out! I did not move them, nobody could have moved them!
If I ever set them out in a different order, they can change the events of the day radically. I once placed the top chair on its back and went out, and immediately I found I couldn't talk to people. Another time I put a chair on top of another and then went out and a blown about newspaper got wrapped around my leg.
Sometimes I turn off the light and I switch it back on again quickly to see if I catch them move.
I would get rid of them, but they are very comfy chairs.
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you know what freaks me out about chairs...????
to think that we have to sit where other asses have been.
And OH BOI!!! there are some pretty evil asses out there.. :o