[Keith Stryton III]

Chairs have always horrified me. It's the way they are so still and silent. Sometimes you can almost imagine somebody there. I have four chairs in my bedsit.

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They are placed like that, above.

One morning I got up and I found them like this.

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As you can imagine, this freaked me out! I did not move them, nobody could have moved them!

If I ever set them out in a different order, they can change the events of the day radically. I once placed the top chair on its back and went out, and immediately I found I couldn't talk to people. Another time I put a chair on top of another and then went out and a blown about newspaper got wrapped around my leg.

Sometimes I turn off the light and I switch it back on again quickly to see if I catch them move.

I would get rid of them, but they are very comfy chairs.