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Recycled urine reminded me of a prank to play on friends and family at home.
- Go get yourself some apple juice at the grocer (apple cider works the best coz it's naturally cloudy). Go to the drugstore and buy a urine specimen cup.
- Shortly before you are sure to have an audience, leave the empty specimen cup in a place where it could easily be seen then hide the juice in the bathroom.
- In front of people with specimen cup in hand, excuse yourself and make it a point to explain you have a doctor's appointment shortly and need to give a urine sample.
- Once you're in the bathroom, fill the cup about 3/4 full with the juice or cider.
With a straight face, (laugh and you're busted) go where your friends are and proceed to raise the juice filled specimen cup up to the light, open the lid and simultaneously say "Shit, looks a little cloudy, think I'll run it through again" and slug the juice down.
Tip. The more gullible the marks the better. Kids freak out.
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