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I'd load up on supplies and head into the mountains, I reckon I could hole up in Seamans hut and stay there until the outbreak has passed (it's common knowledge that Zombie outbreaks are short affairs, lasting at most a month or two), the first of my friends to take would be my cousin Ryan, because I'd need his car if I hope to get halfway up mount Kozciusko to where the hut is.
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Alley Chick: Thank you, thank you. That guy was going to kill me.
Spike: Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood. Got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Alley Chick: What?!?
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Alley Chick: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Take a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don’t get in the van! Stupid cow.
Last edited by Targangil; 05-07-2004 at 06:38 PM.
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