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Oh my fuckin' God. Ash... the gay guy with the chainsaw... -sigh- seem that New Line sure has done somthing stupid: putting Ash In FREDDY VS JASON (reminding you that it says "Freddy vs Jason" and not "Gay Ass Ash Vs Freddy VS Jason.") To put that pathetic waste in the great Freddy VS Jason movie would be dumb, stupid, and just plain retarded. Did I mention that it was dumb? Anyway, if Ash was to put in this movie, which I truely doubt, I would be really ashamed that New Line could sink so low. I mean, really...
Ash: Gay Human Who Enjoys Dropping The Soap. Weapon: Chainsaw hand.
Freddy: Evil-Minded Bastard who has the power to envade your dreams. Can't be killed. Can kill you in your dreams. Seriously wicked and skilled in the art of killing and inflecting pai onto others. Weapon: Evil Mind and a glove on his right hand that has four, 10-inch, razor sharp blades.
Jason: Huge and Powerful Asshole. Can't die. Hard to stop from killing. Weapon: Machete, own two hands, or anything he feels like using.
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